Tight Pants?

A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he noticed about her though, was her pants. They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or velcro) for opening them. After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her hips, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her.


"Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your pants?" he asks.


"Well," she replied, "You can start by buying me a drink."

Tight Pants?
very ..very..very good !
Reply:good 1 lol 10/10
Reply:heh 10+!!
Reply:the old ones are the best!
Reply:Funny-lol
Reply:funny 10+ 10/10!!
Reply:Man sat at the same bar turns to his mate and says " when I get home I'm gonna rip my wifes knickers off!! Their bloody killing me"
Reply:he he
Reply:Very good. Do you live in East Clintwood by any chance?
Reply:Are you talking about the time Calmity Jane shot Festus, one drink was not enough to get into her pants.
Reply:i love to see a woman with pants that fit them 10/10 cowboy
Reply:Its as easy as that! :)
Reply:LOL
Reply:works every time
Reply:Old - but funny. lol
Reply:Quite Good
Reply:Nice one cowboy.


9/10


Keep smilin'.
Reply:Really funny...
Reply:10
Reply:LOL....... thanks for a laugh.......